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Postby Jake Sjet » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:40 am

I have just created this area so that we, the crew of the Zealous and anyone else stuck in this black hole of ideas, can vent some perals of wisdom that you might want to share or maybe use with your character.
An example being-

Reality is controlled by those who control themselfs.

and..

Stars are Eternal, Love is Immortal.

PS- After we finish this story line I will be opening a POLL to decide the name of our ships EMH, I think we need to call him something ebtter than 'Yeah you! Walking light balb!"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:04 am

"I never worry about the future. It comes soon enough."
Albert Einstein

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
Eleanor Roosevelt

“You can never plan the future by the past."
Edmund Burke

"Just remember -- when you think all is lost, the future remains."
Bob Goddard
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Postby Jake Sjet » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:09 am

The future is built upon dreams of the hopeful, the past is built on broken promises.

We are gardeners, tending the tree of Freedom. Every so often that tree must be fertilized with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

All is lost, yet all is found.

I Fight No More, Forever No Longer- A Warriors Promise.
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:20 am

The thing always happen that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked.
Mark Twain

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt

A thing of beauty is a joy forever:
Its loveliness increases; it will never
Pass into nothingness; but still will keep
A bower quiet for us, and a sleep
Full of sweet dreams, and health,
and quiet breathing.
John Keats, Endymion Bk. i, I

Victory and defeat are each ofht esame price.
Thomas Jefferson

We must either find a way or make one.
Hannibal

Nake no little plans: they have no magic to stir men's blood . . . make big plans, aim hight in hope and work.
Daniel H. Burnham

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to taht tender light
Which heaven to gaudy days denies.
George Gordon, Lord Byron, Hebrew Melodies "She Walks in Beauty"

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
William Blake, Proverbs of Hell
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:28 am

Wisdom of Confucius:

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk

Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!

Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!

Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

"Man with glass house must dress in basement!"

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing

Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!

Hole happy, whole body happy.

He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Elevator smell different to midget.

Work to become, not to acquire.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

Confucius say too damn much.
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Postby Taneth » Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:55 am

What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing is impossible, with the right tools.
We may not have the technology, but at least we have the technology to make it look like we have the technology.
The hand of man can hold the universe in it's palm. If only he can learn to unclench his fist.
There's no "I" in "team", but there are three in "multiple personality disorder"
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Let the machine get it.
Everyone has to believe something. I believe I'll have another beer.
We all create our own luck. If you do a good job at yours, you will reach your goals.
"If you think you can, or you think you can't, you're absolutely right" - Henry Ford
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
If at first you don't succeed, read the instructions
Man who scratch arse should not bite fingernail
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break
Remember the difference between the truth and the truth
In space, no-one hears your stereo
If the apocalypse comes, I sure hope it comes in the form of Threadfall because I am SO getting a dragon.
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Postby Jake Sjet » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:35 pm

The turth? You can;t handle the truth! Its to hot!
Now you have gloves! Now you can handle the truth.

But what is the truth? Surely if you don't see it in person its a lie? All those studies, all those technilogical advancment? Do you see any of the research?
(If NO)-I didn't think so, hahahaha
(If YES)-Ah, well, er, LOOK! AIR! Punch, whack! Ah, still awake, well, er, LOOK! AIR! Ah, not falling whack!
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:14 am

No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less
Edgar Watson Howe

Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it - boldness has genius, power, and magic in it
Johann Wolfgang van Goethe

Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers

If you try you may fail, if you don't try you're guaranteed to fail
Jesse Jackson

Reality is where your consciousness is located
Nevill Drury

The true laboratory is the mind, where behind illusions we uncover the laws of truth
J.C. Bose

I'm very proud that I'm smart enough to get to the point
Harry Truman

Some things have to be believed to be seen
Ralph Hodgson

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital
Aaron Levenstein
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:15 am

The way I see it; if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
Dolly Parton

Life is change; growth is optional
Karen Kaiser Clark

It's never too late, in fiction or in life, to revise.
Nancy Thayer

We are the hero of our own story
Mary McCarthy

Life is like a camel; you can make it do anything except back up
Marcelene Cox

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Robert Frost

Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.
Golda Meir

The trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Erica Jong
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:17 am

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A person needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use the tape.

Draw your salary before spending it.

One must not tie a ship to a single anchor nor life to a single hope.

The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit; try to belong to the first class - there's far less competition.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

To handle yourself, use your head,
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

Great minds discuss ideas,
Average minds discuss events,
Small minds discuss people.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

The tongue weighs practically nothing,
But so few people can hold it.

To achieve success, you must first risk failure.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
into your pocket.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right
now I am so far behind, I will live forever.

I finally got my head together ... and my body fell apart.

Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician.

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever.

Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a month or so and
it shrinks two sizes.
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:20 am

A man is not defined by his memories, but by his actions.

We must embrace not only the light of life but also life's darkness.

A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul lasts forever.

Those who are at war with others are seldom at peace with themselves.

A day above ground is a good one.

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something I can do.
Helen Keller

We can do anything we want if we stick to it long enough.
Helen Keller

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller

It's always too soon to quit!...
Norman Vincent Peale

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Eleanor Roosevelt

It's easier to build a boy than mend a man.

Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If you are falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You've got nothing to lose.

If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere.
Henry Kissinger

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything
Edward Phelps

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Rodin

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Character contributes to beauty
Jacqueline Bisset

We need to dwarf our troubles and magnify our blessings.
Humphrey B. Neill

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
Helen Keller

The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

The only just justification for ever looking down on someone is to lift them up.
Jesse Jackson

You haven't failed until you quit trying.

Hating someone is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.

The ultimate evil is to leave the company of the living before you die
Seneca

Anxiety is the poison of human life.
Blair

If a man constantly aspires, is he not elevated?
Henry David Thoreau

Some men see things are they are and say, 'Why? I dream things that never were and say, 'Why not?'
Robert F. Kennedy

In the long run we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving.
Sheldon Kopp

For visions come not to polluted eyes.
Mary Howitt

If there is anything better than to be loved, it is loving.

Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven, it is the beating of a loving heart.
Henry Ward Beecher

He who gains victory over the other men is strong; but he who gains victory over himself is all powerful.
Lao-Tzu

We do not receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.
Marcel Proust

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Corra Harris

Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
Greg Anderson

He knows not his own strength who hath not met adversity.
Samuel Johnson

Have a vision not clouded by fear.
Cherokee Proverb

When we do the best we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.
Helen Keller
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Postby Taneth » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:01 am

without the darkness, one cannot recognise the light
If the apocalypse comes, I sure hope it comes in the form of Threadfall because I am SO getting a dragon.
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Postby Jake Sjet » Fri Aug 08, 2003 5:28 am

We see the world through Rose coloured glasses,
The colour of fine wine.
To find the one our hearts belong,
Is second to thine eye.
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:48 am

Scott Adams:
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Alan Alda:
Originality is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe. You can't take a taxi.

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in.

Isaac Asimov:
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.

Richard Bach:
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.

Walter Bagehot:
Go ahead and do the impossible. It's worth the look on the faces of those who said you couldn't.

Charlie Brown:
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

Emile Chartier:
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have.

Alan Coren:
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Winston Churchill:
The price of greatness is responsibility.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

Walt Disney:
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.

Albert Einstein:
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.

The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.

Duke Ellington:
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.

Epictetus:
What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are.

Jim Fiebig:
When someone demands blind obedience, you'd be a fool not to peek.

Henry Ford:
Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.

Larry Hagman:
My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

Alfred Hitchcock:
There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.

Oliver Wendell Holmes:
The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving.

Man's mind stretched by a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.

Herbert Clark Hoover:
Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die. And it is youth who must inherit the tribulation, the sorrow, and the triumphs that are the aftermath of war.

Elbert Hubbard:
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Ibn Gabirol, poet and philosopher (c.1022-1058):
In seeking wisdom, the first step is silence, the second listening, the third remembering, the fourth practicing, the fifth--teaching others.

William James:
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Thomas Jefferson:
The constitutions of most of our states assert that all power is inherent in the people.

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.

Algis Juodikis:
Can a blue man sing the whites?

John F. Kennedy:
The mere absence of war is not peace.

Charles Franklin Kettering:
This problem, too, will look simple after it is solved.

John Maynard Keynes:
I wish I'd drunk more champagne. [last words]

Don King:
Learn to pause...or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
Freedom has always been an expensive thing.

Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation.

Henry Kissinger:
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.

Malcolm Kushner:
People who are resting on their laurels are wearing them on the wrong end.

Frank Leahy:
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Abraham Lincoln:
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.

Art Linkletter:
Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.

Charles Lindbergh:
It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you have wanted to do so badly. You almost feel like you could fly without the plane.

Margaret Mead:
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

Ernest Newman:
The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working.

C. Northcote Parkinson:
Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Pablo Picasso:
Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.

William Plomer:
Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected.

Will Rogers:
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Eleanor Roosevelt:
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
I have seen the agony of mothers and wives. I hate war.

David Russell:
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

Anwar Sadat:
I have realized that my real self is a greater entity than any possible post or title.

Carl Sandburg:
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Nothing happens unless first a dream.

Marlene Savant:
Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.

George P. Schultz:
He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides.

Albert Schweitzer:
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight.... The truly wise person is colorblind.

Pete Seeger:
Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right moment could change history.

George Bernard Shaw:
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it.

N.F. Simpson:
We can't leave the haphazard to chance.

John Steinbeck:
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.

Andrew S. Tanenbaum
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

Mother Teresa:
Unless life is lived for others, it is not worthwhile.

James Thurber:
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

Lily Tomlin:
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Mark Twain:
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

A man with a new idea is a crank, until the idea succeeds.

Booker T. Washington:
There is no defense or security for any of us except in the highest intelligence and development of all.

Elie Wiesel:
There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.

Oscar Wilde:
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

Frank Lloyd Wright:
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:59 am

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
General George S. Patton, U.S. Army

We are not retreating--we are advancing in another direction.
General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

I can predict with absolute certainty that within another generation there will be another world war if the nations of the world do not concert the method by which to prevent it.
Woodrow Wilson, 1919

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Lord Kelvin, president of the Royal Society, 1895

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
Marshall Ferdinand Foch, professor of strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre

A man without history is like a tree without roots.
Marcus Garvey, founder of the Universal Negro Improvement Association (1917)

I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him.
Booker T. Washington (1856-1915)

Hell, there are no rules here--we're trying to accomplish something.
Thomas A. Edison

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Abraham Lincoln

History is philosophy learned from examples.
Greek teacher and historian Dionysius (fl. c.30 BCE)
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:04 am

When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!

Talk only if you can improve upon the silence.

It is best to remain silent and let one think you a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

It's better to be down here whishing you were up there, than to be up there wishing you were down here --A pilot's motto

Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it.

There are too many sad things in this world. don't walk away from the happy ones.

Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. --Robert Frost

Don’t tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. --George Patton

Don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but by how high he bounces when he hits bottom. --General Patton

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!

Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.

If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.

The first step in getting out of a hole, is to stop digging

If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas; you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man. --Fyodor Dostoyevski

Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart... pursue those.
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:55 pm

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need all the advice.
Bill Cosby

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.
Gallagher

Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge.
Kahlil Gibran

Violence is the last resort of the incompetent.
Isaac Asimov

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Sammuel Clemmens (Mark Twain)

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein
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Postby Jake Sjet » Fri Aug 08, 2003 5:10 pm

The rod to enlightenment is a rocky one, better pack those hiking boots.

Beer! The great enlightener! Coffee, natural warp drive.

My writing, industrial tolet paper.
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:03 am

A change of heart changes everything.

A good rest is half the work.
Yugoslav Proverb

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of the wise man is in his heart.
Benjamin Franklin

All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
J.R.R. Tolkein

Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which believe the idea that things cannot be changed.
Tom Clancy

A foolish man may be known by six things: Anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, inquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends.
Arabian Proverb

A hero is someone right who doesn't change.
George Foreman

Certainly, travel is more than seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.
Miriam Beard

For me words are a form of action, capable of influencing change. Their articulation represents a complete, live experience.
Ingrid Bengis

He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, and will never be wiser on the morrow than he is today.
Tryon Edwards

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.
Harold Wilson

Life is its own journey, presupposes its own change and movement, and one tries to arrest them at one's eternal peril.
Laurens Van der Post

Man has a limited biological capacity for change. When this capacity is overwhelmed, the capacity is in future shock.
Alvin Toffler

Man is not imprisoned by habit. Great changes in him can be wrought by crisis - once that crisis can be recognized and understood.
Norman Cousins

Man must be prepared for every event of life, for there is nothing that is durable.
Menander

Some people change their ways when they see the light; others when they feel the heat.
Caroline Schoeder

To change a mind is to change the world.
Joan Konner

Time is neutral and does not change things. With courage andinitiative, leaders change things.
Jesse Jackson
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Postby Jake Sjet » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:00 pm

Faith, for that shalll be my fuel and my creativity my compass.

Yet still the airs of creative refuss to billow my sails and plot my course.

If you know everything, then you now nothing. For they are one and the same.

Nothing to someone can be everything to someone else. Yet both can be the same.

The darker the shadow, the brighter the light.

If an answer is simple, the question is ledgendary

World Walk
We are all the same
We should not care where we came from, we should care about where we going
And then, we shall go there together?

Does a spark fear death, between its violent birth and silent death, for thier is no time to ponder why, as it dies.
Poor spark.

Religion is the same, the storyteller is different.

A book is a book, it can be lost.
A mind is a mind, it can also be lost.
But both can be found again, and opened.

If history is a fine teacher, then the past must be a bad student.
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Sat Aug 09, 2003 11:52 pm

Which is worse: Ignorance or Apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

Why do psychics always have to ask for your name?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morailty come from morons?

Why is getting beat up and getting beat down the same thing?

If winners never quit, and quitters never win... then why do we say quit while you're ahead?

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts... Then School is Evil!

If man evolved from monkees and apes, then why do we still have monkees and apes?

If a trick-or-treater comes to your door wearing a sheet, are they a ghost, or a mattress?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered suicide or a hostage situation?

Is a fly with no wings still a fly? Wouldn't it be a walk or a hop?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges us more of what they already know we don't have any of?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Could it be that light bulbs don't really produce light, but rather just suck up all the dark?

Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it.

What do little birdies see when they are knocked unconscious.

If you didn't get caught did you really do it?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If quitters never win, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?

why does monosyllable have so many syllables?

Why have an expireation date on sour cream?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect... then why practice?

Why do vampires always chase down Christians? Why not Jews, or Arabs? You know, somebody who won't be carrying a cross!

Why isn't the word 'phonetically' spelled like it sounds?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What is the speed of dark?

Do witches run spell checkers?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

What is a "free gift?" Aren't all gifts free?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What should you do if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes---why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If olive oil comes from olives, and corn oil from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
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Postby Jake Sjet » Sun Aug 10, 2003 9:51 am

to shot a mime, all you need is a pillow
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:52 am

The universe is one great kindergarten for man. Everything that exists has brought with it its own peculiar lesson. The mountain teaches stability and grandeur; the ocean immensity and change. Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes--every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man.
Orison Swett Marden

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
Unknown

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) British Statesman, Prime Minister, Author

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind.
Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

Man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?
Robert Browning

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Mahatma Gandhi

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.
Sir Winston Churchill

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
Unknown

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great.
Mark Twain

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a Heaven for?
Robert Browning

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
Erin Majors

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
Henry David Thoreau

Hope is the companion of power and the mother of success, For those of us who hope strongest have within us the gift of miracles.
Sydney Bremer

The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
Robert Vallett

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Eleanor Roosevelt

In the Midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you.
Deepak Chopra

When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
Leo Burnett
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:56 am

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin


If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein


Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:50 am

Information is Ammunition... Lock and Load.

Creativity without implementation is irresponsibility.
Ted Leavitt

Empower people. Listen to their ideas. Constantly communicate the company's goals and how the brass expects to achieve them. Lead by example. Be consistent.
Michael Hammer

Give me a lever long enough and single-handed ...I can move the world.
Archimedes

The best ideas are common property.
Seneca

A smile is a crooked line that can straighten many problems!

Everything depends on execution, having just a vision is no solution.
Stephen Sondheim

The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.
Deepak Chopra - Ageless Body, Timeless Mind

Risk is like change, it is not a choice.
Max Depree

Time, in the way it interacts with our reality, is like this in a nutshell. When the past experience collides with the future of possibilities, then we find ourselves in the present with a wealth of opportunity. That is always right here, right now.

You know you are getting old when ... Your back goes out more often than you do.

In an infinite Cosmos all dreams are true.
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