Humorous Zen

[Zania Jaarda]

"Children are the most expensive form of entertainment."
Mihaela Iosof

"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
Doug Larson

"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."
Bill Cosby

"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase."
Unknown

[Zania Jaarda]

"The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise."
Tommy Bolt

"The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good."
Polish Proverb

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
"Smile" Zingers

"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."
Laurence J. Peter

[Zania Jaarda]

"Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest."
Karen Savage and Patricia Adams

"Forgive your enemies--if you can't get back at them any other way."
Franklin P. Jones

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it."
W.C. Fields

"It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water."
Franklin P. Jones

[Zania Jaarda]

"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."
Doug Larson

"A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely."
Lubna Azmi

"I'm strong, I'm tough, I still wear my eyeliner."
Lisa Leslie