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Postby Zania Jaarda » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:35 am

"Commander. The .. The Romulans want a computer. We can not give them access to Federation technology. That is an unacceptable security risk."
"What about a computer core from 30 or 40 years ago ? One the Romulans already are familiar with."
"That would be satisfactory."
Worf and Riker in ST:TNG "The Next Phase"

"LaForge."
"Ro ? Boy, am I glad to see you. And I'm really glad that you can see me. It's like .. It's like I'm here but I'm not here."
Ro and Geordi in ST:TNG "The Next Phase"

"I don't have all the answers. I haven't been dead before."
Ro to Geordi in ST:TNG "The Next Phase"

"I never knew what a friend was until I met Geordi. He spoke to me as though I were human. He treated me no differently from anyone else. He accepted me for what I am. And that, I have learned, is friendship."
Data to Worf in ST:TNG "The Next Phase"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:36 am

"Hey, that's my hobby. Find your own."
"Well, you're the one who taught me. Don't complain if you turn me into a scientist."
Kamin (Picard) and Meribor (daughter) in ST:TNG "The Inner Light"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:37 am

"It seems clear that my life is to end in the late 19th century."
"Not if we can help it."
"There is no way anyone can prevent it, sir. At some future date I will be transported back to 19th century Earth where I will die. It has occurred. It will occur."
Data and Riker in ST:TNG "Time's Arrow"

"It's just that our mental pathways have become accustomed .. to your sensory input patterns."
"I understand. I am also fond of you, Commander. And you as well, Counselor."
Riker and Data in ST:TNG "Time's Arrow"

"Do you remember the first time we met ?"
"Of course."
"Don't be so sure. I just mean. .. If you don't go on this mission, we'll never meet."
Guinan and Picard in ST:TNG "Time's Arrow"

"Beam me up."
Worf in ST:TNG "Time's Arrow"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:02 am

"I just want you to know I have the outmost respect for the law." (Then punches the police officer into face)
Riker to a police officer in ST:TNG "Time's Arrow - Part II"

"Do you know me ?"
"Very well."
"Do I know you ?"
"Not yet. But you will."
Guinan and Picard in ST:TNG "Time's Arrow - Part II"

"I'll see you in 500 years, Picard."
"And I'll see you in a few minutes."
Guinan and Picard in ST:TNG "Time's Arrow - Part II"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:02 am

"You know, maybe ignorance really is bliss. If I didn't know so much about these things, maybe they wouldn't scare me so much."
Barclay (about transporters) in ST:TNG "Realm of Fear"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:03 am

"He has no intention to stop. He feels perfectly justified using her until she dies."
"Then Deanna must die."
Picard and Beverly in ST:TNG "Man of the People"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:04 am

"Yeah, but locking it into a diagnostic cycle so that the pattern wouldn't degrade and then cross-connecting in the phase inducers to provide regenerative power source, that's absolutely brilliant."
"Well, I think it was only 50 % brilliant. Franklin deserves better."
Geordi and Scotty in ST:TNG "Relics"

"Well, I say this about your Enterprise. The doctors are a fair sight prettier."
Scotty (about Beverly) in ST:TNG "Relics"

Picard: "How are you feeling ?"
Scotty: "I don't know. How am I feeling ?"
Beverly: "Other than a few bumps and bruises I say you feel fine for a man of 147."
Scotty: "And I don't feel a day over a hundred and twenty."
Picard, Scotty and Beverly in ST:TNG "Relics"

"You mind a little advice ? Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want."
Scotty to Geordi in ST:TNG "Relics"

"Yeah, well, I told the captain I will have this analysis done in an hour."
"How long will it really take ?"
"An hour."
"Oh, You did't tell him how long it would REALLY take, did you ?"
"But of course I did."
"Oh, laddie. You got a lot to learn if you want the people to think of you as a miracle worker."
Geordi and Scotty in ST:TNG "Relics"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:05 am

"You are not quite .. human, are you ?"
"No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data."
"Synthetic scotch, synthetic commanders .."
Scotty and Data in ST:TNG "Relics"

"What is it ?"
"It is .. it is .. It is green."
Scotty and Data (about Aldebaran whisky) in ST:TNG "Relics"

"Are you feeling all right ?"
"Never get drunk unless you are willing to pay for it. The next day .."
Geordi and Scotty in ST:TNG "Relics"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:05 am

"You know, if we can get these engines back on line, we could track them with their impulse ion trail."
"Are you deaft?? The main drive assembly's shot, the inducers are melted, the power couplings are wrecked, we need a week just to get started! But! We don't have a week, so we've no sense crying about it. Come on, we'll see what we can do with your power converter."
Geordi and Scotty in ST:TNG "Relics"

"Shove the deuterium from the main cryo pump to the auxiliary tank."
"The tank can't withstand that kind of pressure."
"Where did you get that idea ?"
"What do you mean 'where did I get that idea' ? It's in the impulse engine specifications."
"Regulation 42-15: 'Pressure variances on the IRC tank storage' ?"
"Yeah."
"Forget it. I wrote it. A good engineer is always a wee bit conservative, at least on paper. Just bypass the secondary cutoff valve and boost the flow. It will work."
Scotty and Geordi in ST:TNG "Relics"

"Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it."
Scotty to Riker in ST:TNG "Relics"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:06 am

"I noticed that many spectators seemed distracted during my presentation. Was my poetry uninteresting ?"
"Well, it was .. very well constructed. Virtual tribute to .. form."
"Thank you. .. And ?"
Data and Geordi in ST:TNG "Schisms"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:07 am

"Hard to imagine how much energy is harnessed from there."
"Imagination is not necessary. The scale is readily quantifyable. We are presently generating 12.75 billion gigawatts per--"
Amanda Rogers and Data in ST:TNG "True Q"

Geordi:"Are you saying that you created a core breach just to test this girl?"
Q: "A-ha."
Troi: "What would have happened if she couldn't stop it ?"
Q: "Then I would've known she wasn't a Q."
Geordi, Q and Troi in ST:TNG "True Q"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:09 am

"So, what the hell am I supposed to do now ?"
"You are not supposed to do anything. That's what relieved of duty means."
"Well, I should be doing something instead of just standing around waiting for them to find a cure."
"You're right. Lets go play."
"What ?"
"I haven't been young for a long time and I intend to enjoy every minute of it."
Ro and Guinan (as children) ST:TNG "Rascals"

"I bet you are a jumper. .. A jumper, you know. Someone who jumps up and down on furniture all the time."
"What ?"
"You are a jumper, all right. The quiet ones, they always look so innocent. You think you can turn your back on them - next thing you know, bang, they are bouncing off the bed."
"That is the most ridiculous thing I have even heard. Most of the time I didn't even have a bed."
"But you did have one sometimes. And I bet you jumped on it."
"I most certainly did not."
"Yeah, I can see it in your eyes. You can barely resist the urge. To leap up and start jumping around like a Tarcassian razor-beast."
"Guinan!"
"Oh yeah. Oh yeah."
"This is ridiculous."
"That's right. And don't you dare join me, Ro Laren. You don't like jumping on beds."
"Oh yeah? I can jump higher!"
Guinan and Ro (as children) in ST:TNG "Rascals"

"How much further do we have to go ?" (crawling in the Jeffries-tubes)
"Oh, about 50 meters. Don't tell me you are tired."
"I'm not as young as I used to be."
Guinan and Ro (as children) in ST:TNG "Rascals"

"Okay, Morta. The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with redundant melacord-remastat 14-kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with 25 bilateral kelalacterals. With 20 of those being slaved into the primary Heisentram terminals. Now, you know what a bilateral kelalacteral is ?"
"Of course I do, human. I am not stupid !"
"No. Of course not. .. This is the isopolivial interface which controls the main feremental drive unit. DON'T touch that, you'll blow up the entire feremental drive."
"What!? .. Wait, what is a .. a feremental drive ? Just explain it to me."
"That is the feremental drive unit. It controls the remastat core and keeps the ontarien metafold at 40 000 KRG's. The feremental drive is powered up--"
Riker and Morta in ST:TNG "Rascals"

"So, one more time. The remastat kiloquad capacity is a function: square-root the intermix ratio times the sum of the plasma injector quotion."
Riker to Morta in ST:TNG "Rascals"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:09 am

"Father! What did he say ?"
"The captain saw fit to release me from my duties."
"You mean you can go ?"
"I can go."
"Saddle up, father."
Alexander and Worf in ST:TNG "A Fistful of Datas"

"No, no, no! Computer, freeze program."
"What is wrong ?"
"That was too easy! It has to be harder to beat the bad guys. Otherwise it's no fun. .. Computer, increase program difficulty to level 4."
Alexander and Worf in ST:TNG "A Fistful of Datas"

"Feline supplement 127. .. Spot, I have formulated a new mixture of food, specifically designed for your highly selective tastes."
"Miaw"
"I find it extremely difficult to predict what you will find acceptable. Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again."
Data and Spot in ST:TNG "A Fistful of Datas"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:10 am

"The exocomp didn't fail the test, it saw right through it."
Beverly to Data in ST:TNG "The Quality of Life"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:11 am

"Can I get you some coffee, tea ?"
"Thank you, no, Captain. I'm afraid there is no time for the usual pleasentries. I'm here to relieve you of command of the Enterprise."
Picard and Vice Admiral Alina Nechayev in ST:TNG "Chain of Command, Part I"

"I want you to conduct the exercises personally, Will. Get it done. .. Ow, and get that fish out of the ready room."
Captain Edward Jellico to Riker in ST:TNG "Chain of Command, Part I"

"By the way, .. I prefer a certain .. formality on the bridge. I'd appreciate it if you wore a standard uniform when you are on duty."
Captain Edward Jellico to Troi in ST:TNG "Chain of Command, Part I"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:12 am

"Let's drop ranks for a moment. I don't like you. I think you are subordinate, arrogant, willful and I don't think you are particularly good first officer, but you are also the best pilot in the ship."
"Well, Now that the ranks are dropped, Captain. I don't like you either. You ARE arrogant and close-minded. You need to control everything and everyone. You don't provide an atmosphere of trust and you don't inspire these people to go out of the way for you. You've got everyone wound up so tight there's no joy in anything. I don't think you are a particularly good captain."
Captain Jellico and Riker in ST:TNG "Chain of Command, Part II"

"Hang on!"
"Do I want to know how close I was?"
"No. Get ready to deploy the mines."
Riker and Geordi in ST:TNG "Chain of Command, Part II"

"Computer, transfer all command codes to Captain Jean-Luc Picard, voice authorization, Jellico, alfa three one."
"Transfer complete. USS Enterprise now under command of Captain Jean-Luc Picard."
Captain Jellico and Computer in ST:TNG "Chain of Command, Part II"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:13 am

"Cogito ergo sum. I think. Therefore, I am."
Moriarty in ST:TNG "Ship in a Bottle"

"Policemen. I'd recognize them in any century."
Moriarty in ST:TNG "Ship in a Bottle"

"I ask only that I be allowed to explore this new world. Your vessel, for instance, what sea does she sail? Might we go above deck?"
Moriarty to Picard in ST:TNG "Ship in a Bottle"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:13 am

"Captain, I have determined how Moriarty was able to leave the holodeck. He never did. Neither did we. None of this is real. It is a simulation. We are still on the holodeck."
Data to Picard in ST:TNG "Ship in a Bottle"

"Just because our transporters are real doesn't mean it's gonna work."
Geordi in ST:TNG "Ship in a Bottle"

"Computer, end program!"
Barclay in ST:TNG "Ship in a Bottle"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:14 am

"Have the courage to admit your mistakes!"
Worf to Governor Torak in ST:TNG "Aquiel"

"Well, actually, I've been stuck on this station for over nine months, we might just go to some place with activity."
"I know just the place."
Aquiel Uhnari to Geordi in ST:TNG "Aquiel"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:15 am

"Your only chance to get off this ship alive is to do as I say."
Sub-Commander N'Vek to Troi in ST:TNG "Face of the Enemy"

"Why didn't you mention this earlier ?"
"It didn't seem necessary. And on Romulus you learn not to volunteer information. It's a hard habit to break."
Picard and Ensign DeSeve in ST:TNG "Face of the Enemy"

"Are you getting squirmish now, just because things are getting a little more dangerous?"
Troi (as Major Rakal) to N'Vek in ST:TNG "Face of the Enemy"

"Now commander, watch and learn. In order to defeat your enemy, you must first understand them. The Federation wishes to avoid war at all costs, so, I will offer them a diplomatic solution. Get them to lower their shields, and then, destroy them."
Troi (as Major Rakal) to Cmdr Toreth in ST:TNG "Face of the Enemy"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:15 am

"Welcome to the afterlife, Jean Luc. You're dead!"
Q to Picard in ST:TNG "Tapestry"

"Q, what is going on ?"
"I told you. You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm God."
"You are not God!"
"Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something."
Picard and Q in ST:TNG "Tapestry"

"No. I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed."
Picard to Q in ST:TNG "Tapestry"

Picard: "How would you evaluate me as an officer ?"
Deanna: "Well, hm, your performance records have always been good. You're thrular, dedicated, .."
Riker: "steady, reliable .. punctual."
Lt.(jg) Picard, Troi and Riker in ST:TNG "Tapestry"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:17 am

"Enter."
"Did the table do something wrong ?"
Worf and Troi in ST:TNG "The Birthright"

"Does you hair grow ?"
"I can control the rate of my filament replenishment. However, I have not yet had a reason to modify the length of my hair. Why do you ask ?"
"Oh, just curious."
Doctor Julian Bashir and Data in ST:TNG "The Birthright"

"Is something wrong, doctor ?"
"Well, you're breathing !"
"Yes. I do have a functional respitory system. However, its purpose is to maintain thermal control of my internal systems. I am in fact capable of functioning for extended periods in a vacuum."
"And you have a pulse !"
"My circulatory system not only produces bio-mechanical lubricants, it regulates micro-hydraulic power. .. Most people are interested in my extraordinary abilities; how fast I can compute, my memory capacity, how long I will live. No-one has ever asked me if my hair will grow, or noticed that I can breathe."
"Well, your creator went to a lot of trouble to make you seem human. I find that fascinating."
Data and Doctor Julian Bashir in ST:TNG "The Birthright"

"Data, perhaps we are going about this the wrong way."
"How so ?"
"Well, maybe you had a dream or hallucination."
"I am not capable of either of those functions."
Doctor Julian Bashir and Data in ST:TNG "The Birthright"

"I plan to shut down my cognitive functions for a brief period each day. I hope to generate new internal visions."
"It sounds to me like you are talking about dreaming."
"An accurate analogy."
Data and Doctor Julian Bashir in ST:TNG "The Birthright"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:17 am

"A place can be safe and still be a prison."
Worf to Ba'el in ST:TNG "The Birthright, Part II"

"Tonight, we eat well."
"Get that off my table."
"You do not kill an animal unless you intend to eat it."
"Get rid of it!"
"I intend to, Tokath, .. but not until it is cooked."
Toq and Tokath in ST:TNG "The Birthright, Part II"

"A Klingon does not run away from his battles."
Worf to Ba'el in ST:TNG "The Birthright, Part II"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:18 am

Worf: "And captain. Request permission to be excused from Commander Hutchinson's reception."
Picard: ".. Permission granted. I wish I could excuse myself as well."
Geordi: "Captain, permission to--"
Picard: "Mister LaForge! I cannot excuse my whole senior staff! Mr. Worf beat you to it."
Worf, Picard and Geordi in ST:TNG "Starship Mine"
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Postby Zania Jaarda » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:19 am

"Whoever you are, you just ruined four hours of work."
"You might've taken the simple precaution of locking the door."
"It is three o'clock in the morning, .. Captain Picard."
Nella Darrin and Picard in ST:TNG "Lessons"

"But your choice in that arpeggio was delightful. Not at all what one would expect."
"Well, Captain, now that I am on your ship, maybe you should start expecting the unexpected."
Picard and Nella Darrin in ST:TNG "Lessons"

"Is there a problem, Geordi ?"
"I heard music."
"Music ? I do not hear anything."
"You're sure ? I know I heard something."
Data and Geordi in ST:TNG "Lessons"
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