by Robinson » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:29 pm
Hi everyone,
This should probably go on the jokes thread but as this forum is soooooo quite at the moment I thought I would post it here.
To the tune of George Fornmy song "When i'm cleaning windows"
I bought a new computer,
It cost two thousand pound;
But every time I switch it on
It keeps on falling down.
I used to think it was my friend
Now it drives me round the bend;
You'd be surprised the time I spend
Reinstalling Windows.
I switch it on; what is this?
Something wrong with configddsys;
This isn't my idea of bliss,
Reinstalling Windows.
I want to share my printers and
I want to share my files,
I want to share my anger 'cos
It drives me bloomin' wild.
Load disk four, oh what fun!
It says it helps you get things done;
Every day now everyone's
Reinstalling Windows.
Load disk ten; it will say
All you do is plug and play
Why do I spend every day
Reinstalling Windows?
It can't find my printer
It can't locate my mouse;
The other day it told me that
They were in some other house.
Still unplugged, still unplayed,
E-mailed God in search of aid
He's far too busy I'm afraid
Reinstalling Windows.
Up at dawn for one more try;
Does it work? Can pigs fly?
How do I expect to die?
Reinstalling Windows.
It doesn't like my modem and
Detests all CD-ROM's;
let's see if the setup wizard
Recognizes bombs.
I used to like a drink or three;
No time now, don't call for me;
I'm going to spend eternity
Reinstalling Windows.
"worry is interest on a debt you may never owe" from a fortune cookie
Lt Cmndr Joy Robinson
Chief Science Officer
USS Zealous